Damn, the Chinese Donald Trump comb over. Nice!

yeah I was laughin at the end

this is beautiful and freedom loving taiwan

this beef with the FOLICALLY CHALLENGED and WIG WEARING ASSOCIATION was bound to end up coming to a HEAD!

Ironcially they were discussing why there are so many Asian fighting videos on Nothing Toxic.

They look American to me

well, you're both wrong. as i speak a little chinese, here you go. it seems the gentleman on the left was accusing the combover of having multiple accounts and of voting himself up. the gentleman on the right insisted that "it wasnt that serious" and that "there are more important things in life than Nothing Toxic.". at this point the man on the left ironically called the other man a "leftist", and promptly punched him. the gentleman in the grey suit was hesitant to intervene, since 5 minutes previous, he was accused of being the same person as the combover. at the end, the combover defended himself, stating that all this bickering over a therotical medal was rediculous, and that he was tired of "getting up before the sun to post". he also placed blame on the moderator to his left for encouraging everyone to vote his comment up.

ouch

If there were a God Of Irony he would award enjay COTD.

Jesus H! This deserves Comment Of The Year! Seriously, go back and watch the video, only put names to the faces. Hilarity WILL ensue.....

^^^LMAO

This is for you bro. Its good to see people keepin' it real.

FINALLY I see an Asian person using some Kung Fu! He put the SMACK DOWWWWWWWN!!!!!

The man became enraged, when he found chicken in his Sweet and Sour Dog.

Haired it all before

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I know it! Is it from this?
http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

Wow, that's the best python youtube link I've ever had the good fortune to click on.

that was mean, i lived that era and thought it was cool now i try to block it like being malested by my drunk grandmother as a kid. thanks for bringing the great memories back.... ass

Rick Astley's got nothing on Boy George.

I can't believe I got Rick Rolled *reaches for loaded revolver*
At vid - I'd never hit a man with glasses. My fists, yes, but not my glasses.

I don't know where all this shit got started, but someone's got some essplaining to do...

I got up and stroked my cock while this was playing.

You rick rolling ruffian! Owned! Nice one!

hahaha

TU for MP ref'

damn Japanese people get upset over some crazy shit, wish it was in english

NO....He couldn't stand the smell of his sweet & sour dog breath.

translation: i dont like your red shirt & your white pants....... it makes you look gay

Looks like the Chinese version of Jerry Springer. The guy in the red was obviously upset because his gay lover was leaving him for the other guy. How humiliating.

good one

HE ACTUALLY USED MARTIAL ARTS....How stereotypical is that.
Funny too

If you were stuck in a cell with a Chinese person, how would you blind them?
With your shoelaces.
Why do Chinese people have such bad aim?
Because their eyes are always closed!
Why would a fat person be so popular in China?
Because he would have more chins then a Chinese phone book.
A woman suspected her husband was seeing another woman, so she hired a famous Chinese Detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while she was gone. A few days later, she received his report: MOST HONORABLE MADAM: YOU LEAVE HOUSE. I WATCH HOUSE. SHE COMES TO HOUSE. I WATCH. HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE, I FOLLOW. HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE. I LOOK IN WINDOW. HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE. HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE. HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE. I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE. I NOT SEE. NO FEE CHEN LEE

You're like the guy who heard all the racist chinese jokes at a show one night, then fucked them all up at work the next day...

Speaking of work, don't quit your day job.

Violence erupts as the debate over fried or steamed rice still remains un settled...

you mofocker i kik u ass

that's good timing. friday is chinese food night.

What kind of fucking hairdo is that? Looks like a buzz cut straight off the woodchipper

i ordered no. 69 u bastard.. not sticky ribs

Crouching Toupee, Hidden Dragon.

He stole the last eggroll

That guy needs to shut up. looks like bodyguard-man is warming up for his death-palm move.

that was the chinese version of "most uncomfortable news segment ever".

If the dude in the tux on the left wasn't busy meditating, maybe he could have put a stop to it sooner... Anyone catch his reaction time?? Must have been pretty damn peaceful off in Nirvana to not notice two bald dudes going at it 5 inches from your face.

Chang-a-lang fool!

HE WAS TRYING TO CONVINCE EVERYONE THAT HE HAD A 4 1/2 INCH DICK AND THE GUY HE HIT WAS SIMPLY TRYING TO EXPLAIN THAT NO ASIAN HAS A DICK OVER 3 1/4

where's that kung fu fighting song when you need it...

those are my relatives. my uncle, bilbo baggins (in red), molested me when i was 29.

your glasses are too thick like your head

See the red shirt guys hands at the 0:16 second mark, he's trying to show that he's 'trained'. lol I think he was annoyed with the other guys nagging voice. Must have reminded him of his wife's.

I CAN TRANSLATE, THE GUY WITH GLASSES SAID JACKIE CHAN WOULD BEAT UP BRUCE LEE IN A REAL FIGHT. THATS WHY THE GUY IN THE RED WENT CRAZY.

So not all chinese know kung fu

I'm gonna translate this into "Jive"! (remember that from The movie Airplane? "Excuse me, I speak Jive!" Best line in movie history!)
Guy #1." Nigga please, you don't know what the fuck you talking about, shut the fuck up!"
Guy #2."I'm telling you shut the fuck up or I'm gonna get Jackie Chan on your ass!"
Guy #1." Bitch please, Aint nothin' but a cheese burger don't talk about it , be about it!"
Guy #2."Say what one more time! I dare you! I DOUBLE DARE YOU!"
Guy #1. What.........SMACK, SMACK SAMCKITY-SMACK!
Guy #2{doing his best Bruce Lee scream}"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Chick in the backround:"Niggas PLEASE! Niggas Please!
-Thank you! Come Again!

let's get ready to egg roll

It was all a misunderstanding. The guy in the red thought the other guy had said he wanted to "Eat" his dog when he actually had said he wanted to "Fuck" his dog. Okay..you fuckee-fuckee long time but you no eat.

He's jealous of his hair.

ha ha he got bitch slapped in front of everyone

that was all chinese to me

thats what he gets for fucking with a shao-lin masta...........

hey your daughter look sexy yesterday in nothingtoxic..
what¡¡¡¡¡¡ pam..

Man 1 says "Moo yang koo fow dung yu chong yee" Loosely translated means, "My company makes the best rubber dog shit by adding fake grass and peanuts". Well...man 2 retorts of course by saying that dogs don't eat peanuts.

I can translate The guy in pink said "I like turtles" and the other guy said "I like frogs". So you can't blame the guy for punching him. I like penguins.

I could never learn the lingo. All that crap written all over the screen apparently only said 'LIVE'

They should keep the fighting where it belongs: in parliament!

damn....jackie chan didnt age well

Don't make me get all Shaolin up in this piece!!!!!@!@

They were cungfu fightin woo chaa!

"Everybody was kung fu fighting". YO

that one video is gonna haunt my life now... all I could hear was "ching chong ching... da butt... da butt"
oh... and g'day everyone... been viewing here for prolly 4 months or so, decided I might as well join in on the action

why does asian tv has so much shit on the screen,advertising hell out there!

i wonder what it was about.

don't talk about dalali lama like that

sixsixsix told me that "all chinks know kung fu", but i think he's wrong because the thai ladyboy in the grey suit isn't even athletic, and holds his books like a girl.

You NEVER disrespect someone's honour or steal their last spring roll.

their version of "The View" is a lot more hardcore than ours. Rosie would be proud!

this was just a segment on Takeshi's Castle.

i think they fight because one say jackie chan is better y the other one say no jet li is way better

the guy in red got offended over a comment critical about shrimp fried rice

They're taiwanese...got it?
They agreement on how to eat "abalone"...tropical taiwanese nothing ordinary.

Liacon finally snapped over COTD.

He said, "yo mama's so skinny she doesnt eat both grains of rice issued to her" He said, "yo momma's so skinny she adopted",,, big mistake.

That was crap, they didn't even use Kung-Fu....

Kung Pao!

You'le as cooold as RICE
You'le willing to saclifice!!!

Two Wongs don't make a right.

tough guy, whahhhh!

ha ha ha

Dude in the red shirt ...."That's my motherfuckin' Man"

nice right hooks man, mr. combover musta been talkin some shit

I LUV HOW THAT OLD DUDDE TAKES HIS SLIPPERS OFF N ALMOST HITTS THE DUDE

KUNG JO IS MORE POWERFULL IN HIS SCHOOL OF KUNG FU

did he punch the hair off that dude, a hair cul-de-sac sudenly appeard after the first punch! it must of been loose because he aint no 李小龍!!!!!!!!!

every one was not kung fu fighting

at 00:06 it sounds like an american person says "champions"

"everybody was kung fu fight ii ing"

I DON'T HAVE SHIT 2 SAY ABOUT THIS STUPID VID!

thats how they handle their shit